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Stephan Colbert did a segment on this- I’m looking for the link right now.
I’m doing it on the stigmatization of mental illness and goddammit I am really pissed off as I’m writing this.

I just want to start cursing. Oh, the woes of high school…
I probably would have reacted the same way.
fuckin’ listen, simba. damn.
(Source: itskylestyle)
“Magic can’t be made safe and it can’t be destroyed. Fear makes men more dangerous than magic ever could.”
(Source: dragonagerelatedurl)
And a genderbent Merril, as suggested by Impressioniste in her giveaway entry.
I don’t even know why boyMerrill would be jealous of chest hair seeing as ladyVarric doesn’t have any.
… and that is why she is still alive five books later.
a girl don’t give a shit
i’m talking like this from now on
a girl needs a bowl of cereal
a girl needs to piss
a guy should get me a snickers bar
(Source: evewillow)
‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’
‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’
‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’
‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as
Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
(Source: tubaeric)
I just want to pull the fucking hammers goddammit WHY DO BRUTES KEEP FALLING OUT OF THE SKY
MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHY DO THEY KEEP LANDING ON ME?!?!?

Dear United States of America,
take notes.
Sincerely,
Human Rights
And yet their country has not descended into chaos and disorder?? Go Figure.
Yeah, but God will wipe them out with a hurricane soon. Just you wait and see.
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